Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Their slogan is, "protect your banana!"

Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"

A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas.

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

3 comments:

Clare said...

okay, who would buy one of these??

missmobtown said...

this has consumer disappointment written all over it.

Jess said...

I can't believe yellow is not called "Banana Banana Fee Fi Fanna Banana."