Overheard

Crossing the street to go to the cleaners yesterday, I saw a 20-something girl sitting on the sidewalk, chatting on her pink razr phone. This is what I heard as I started to cross the street:

"So anyway, the very next day, she got online and signed up for eHarmony and then she went on a date...."

Walking back from the cleaners 5 minutes later, I passed the girl again and heard this:

"I'm trying to be happy for her, I really am. I'm really trying to be happy for anyone that's in a relationship...."